✦ Mercury's out of retrograde and into your business ✦ Read 'em and weep ✦ No cap(ricorn) ✦ Chart-throbs only ✦ Sign here, and here, and here ✦ Your Moon is showing ✦ Venus fly trap season ✦ Hot girl transit ✦
✦ ✧ ✦
messy hair,
don't care ✦
cosmically
unbothered
psssstt...

He wants
your digits.

Not him. Sky Daddy.
For your birth chart, you hopeless romantic.

Date, time & place, babe. He's not asking twice.

Spill your stats ✦ Skip to the goods
✦ Free zodiac compatibility calculator ✦

Are you star-crossed
or just cross?

Drop two birthdays. We'll give you the sun-sign gossip for free. The juicy stuff (Moon, Venus, Mars, the whole messy group chat) is in the full reading.

&
Read us ✦

That's just the Sun talking. Your Moons might be beefing. Get the full tea →

✦ The menu ✦

Pick your poison
(it's Venus).

One-time readings. No subscription, no strings, no situationship. Pick a vibe and a tone (romantic, friendship, or general) and it's giftable, delivered in-app and as a PDF.

Solo Act

main character energy
$11.11
  • Your full birth chart, decoded
  • Sun, Moon, Rising + every planet
  • Love language by placement
  • Red flags (yours, sorry)
Me, me, me ✦

Double Feature

two charts, zero chill
$22.22
  • Two full birth charts
  • You + your crush, ex, or bestie
  • Side-by-side placements
  • Perfect for gifting (or snooping)
Double trouble ✦
most obsessed

The Full Synergy

the whole damn workup
$44.44
  • Both birth charts, in full
  • Synastry compatibility workup
  • Chemistry, communication, danger zones
  • Final verdict: soulmate or lesson?
Give me everything ✦

Checkout via Whop. Have your birth date, time, and place ready. Rising sign depends on the time, so text your mom.

✦ How it works ✦

Easy as 1, 2, Libra.

Pick your read

Solo, double, or the full synergy. No judgment. Okay, a little judgment.

Give us the digits

Birth date, time, and city. Sky Daddy needs specifics, babe.

Get the tea

Your reading lands in-app and as a PDF. Screenshot it, send it, start drama.

Chart-throb
Plutonic? Never heard of her.
Gemini twice, cry once
Saturn returns, he doesn't
Aries-ponsible for nothing
Libra-ting
Venus in my DMs
Scorpi-oh no
✦ Compatibility FAQ ✦

Asking for a friend.

How do I check zodiac compatibility?

Drop both birthdays in the free calculator above for your sun sign compatibility. For the full picture, a synastry reading compares both complete birth charts: Moon, Venus, Mars, Rising, the works.

What's a synastry (birth chart compatibility) reading?

Synastry overlays two people's birth charts to show chemistry, communication style, emotional needs, and where you'll fight about the dishes. It goes way deeper than comparing sun signs.

What do I need for a compatibility reading?

Birth date, birth time, and birth city for each person. Birth time sets the Rising sign and houses, so the more exact, the better. Yes, text your mom.

Which zodiac signs are most compatible?

Generally, fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) vibe with air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius), and earth signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) pair with water signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces). Same-element signs get each other easily. But your Moon and Venus can flip the whole script.

Is it a subscription?

Nope. One-time readings, no strings, no situationship.